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CLOWNS -


TAGS: tribute to the motifake clowns cubby
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Chompers - July 22, 2010, 6:19 pm
Chompers, the fresh new seasoning for all occasions. Sold only at shop and save.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 5:31 pm
Young tenderized meat with out a hint of Chompers.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 5:09 pm
Wrong? Are you kidding? What's better than fresh, young meat that has just been tenderized?
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:45 pm
No no no.... i just lean up against that van waiting for them to run out so i can catch them and make noob stew outta them. Is that so wrong?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 4:40 pm
Relax, he just likes to put his ear to the van when you're "Initiating" seedlings with your seedlings.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:06 pm
Hey c'mon! Why you gotta call me out like that. I hate how fat i look with out my make up on, you know that stuff actually makes you look a lot slimmer than you normally would.
Chompers - July 22, 2010, 3:58 pm
FACEPLANT!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT TO MY VAN!?!?!?!?!?!?


MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: mooooooooooooo tribute
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Benlulz - October 3, 2010, 6:46 am
Lmao, tooo nice :D
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:18 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - August 24, 2010, 7:15 pm

nice
Airman - August 24, 2010, 6:50 pm
lol


THE SHOGUN OF HARLEM -


TAGS: last dragon tribute cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - August 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
LOL! 5L
agdaniele - August 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
SHO NUFF!!!!!


HITCHING A RIDE -


TAGS: toc tribute cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Derek - July 18, 2010, 6:33 am
One step, and little chicky gets a flying lesson


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. FUCKING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


THE CHURCH OF BEAVIS CHRIST - of Latter-Day Buttheads




DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




MEMENTO -


TAGS: death eye life butterfly skull
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 2, 2012, 8:52 pm
thanks guys
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:40 pm
Nice one gas. 5L
forseti - August 2, 2012, 1:34 am
Great! 5L
gas - August 1, 2012, 10:31 am
ahaha.. "fact 99: buy permanent marker" xD. thanks for the comment Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:57 am
Creepy nice, gas….ugh, the movie…kept going ‘What?’…then I started writing stuff on my arm….


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned Gay clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


SPRING TIME.... -


TAGS: spring girls belly button
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by steph1

Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 9:07 am
Disgusto. 5. But still disgusto.
forseti - May 9, 2011, 1:38 pm
...and what looks like a neck pouch is a gym bag. 5 little girlies!


SUMMER - It's Belly button season




A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on tap at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on tap. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


Ideas -


TAGS: butt groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by 0DD

Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...


BUTTHURT -


TAGS: butthurt aids
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

CANADA - June 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
lol


HEY, JOHNNY JIHAD - Your road to Paradise begins here.




MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


MISS ME YET -


TAGS: not mine came in an email but had to post
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:59 pm
Hell No! And Politi-Fail!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:33 pm
Politifake now equals 1 lion sorry
Lederhosen - October 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
no
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:22 pm
Sean I was just talking crazy! You go on and chase Politifuckers all you want! You're good at it. I tend to get all spun up. You on the other hand, kill 'em with funny.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:16 pm
Wooowww, MO. I'm good. No more of that for tonight. Promise.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 10:08 pm
I think Reagan might be a little past the useful zombie date, but you'd have to check with EGD to be sure.
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:06 pm
Awww crap! There goes the wabbit. Someone go chase him down and pull him off that polit-a-timmy's leg. And then kick the timmy in the spuds.....
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:00 pm
Pussies go caps lock. Would Reagan have ever used caps lock? I don't think so -- his astrologer told him computers are bad luck.
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
REAGAN WASNT A PUSSY LIKE THE DEMOCRATS
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:56 pm
So why would that matter to you? p.s OBAMA SUCKS BRING BACK REAGAN
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not even slightly... and I dont even live in America...
ILB - September 27, 2009, 11:17 am
hahaha are you serious?
me - September 25, 2009, 2:32 pm
Omg YES! Obama's gotta go!
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:12 pm
Nope.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:54 am
Yes Reagan ... bigger gov't, higher taxes, more regulation, higher gov't spending ... he was a hell of a democrat.
Preacher Man - September 25, 2009, 3:36 am
Miss you? Yeah, but our aim is getting better. The only Republican worth missing in the last 40 years was Reagan. Now there was a real President.
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:13 am
Definitely.


SHOPLIFTING - Its a pain in the ass


TAGS: but rape random funny poop
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Titsman

Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:42 am
LMAO 5'Ls


I Sense... -


TAGS: butthurt yoda
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by bodhirayo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:44 pm
ROFLMAO! XD 5L + faved.
lgvernon - October 1, 2013, 11:46 pm

Hilarious! Welcome to the site!~


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




LIGHT 'EM UP - Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap, your life is expensive.


TAGS: military tribute
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by aintright

ICEMAN - June 17, 2010, 2:51 am
Fuckin' A Bubba.


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


I LIKE BIG BUTTS -


TAGS: big butts
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by culos

forseti - July 1, 2010, 12:01 pm
I expected more from a original "culos"! ;)


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


OUT SICK -




IN MY WORLD - Everyones a Pony, and we all eat Rainbows, and Poop Butterflies!




HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


DOROTHY -


TAGS: accurate but misleading
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

demon001 - November 27, 2015, 1:46 pm
What women won't do for a pair of great looking shoes!
nicholsjoshua15 - September 7, 2013, 7:00 pm
Sound like the plot for up coming video game, Grand Theft Auto : Emerald City Stories.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:30 am

real real sweet!


ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


A FART IS A WISH YOUR BUTT MAKES -


TAGS: fart wish butt soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by DannyBoy1974

GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock


B.B. King, thanks! -


TAGS: b b king sailor s tribute
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 9:33 pm
True dat, oldsod!
Oldsod - May 15, 2015, 4:52 pm
Beale Street just got a little bit bluer.


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


HE REMEMBERS -


TAGS: but would like to forget
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 30, 2013, 10:39 pm

Thank you, Rude! What a nie thing to say~~
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:30 pm
Tearing up. Best poster in 2013
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:23 pm

Thank you guys!~
GradyOlson19 - June 5, 2012, 4:39 am
With love from the son of a veteran I thank you for your service.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:29 pm
The free world owes more of a debt to veterans and the police that it will ever admit, and more than could ever be repaid. I hope your demons fade with time.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 7:23 pm

I'm married to a vet with PTSD. I also spent about 20 years as a police officer and deputy sheriff down on the Mexican border in southern California. We both have our demons. Thank you for your kind comments.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 5:10 pm
Beautiful words. I remember, years ago, we took my late Grandad on holiday to Germany. In Cologne he laughed when he saw a bridge he remembered throwing a couple of German soldiers off of during WWII. God knows what else he remembered but never spoke off.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:52 pm

Thanks again, all.
Greeny - May 28, 2012, 4:46 pm
outstanding!
rerun - May 28, 2012, 4:28 pm

WOW, this is great.
lgvernon - May 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

Thank you, SD and Mao. Weird~~This poster doesn't show on my profile and the only way I see it in the live cue is when I click on the link to a comment.
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:20 pm
Well done 5L !
spacedog - May 28, 2012, 4:03 pm
Bravo. 5l


WESTBORO BUTTERFLIES -


TAGS: butterfly hate gay racism westboro
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:11 pm
I like how he can hold up a sign saying "God Judges Your Judges" with no sense of the irony at all. ^_^
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:40 pm
I'm impressed. when He speaks to me it is usually saying : 'yes of course you can have another one' or 'how could the wife find out about that underage girl anyway ?'
AardRinn - January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks, I always put off posting one of these until I saw this picture and it was like god spoke to me ("Fuck those guys," he said, FYI), I just had to.
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:59 am
bri55iant
Zetmonk - January 27, 2012, 5:14 am
Nice. Very original.


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


2011 MEMORIAL DAY - To those who have served before me, those who serve with me and those who will serve after me, thank you. You truly are the best of America.




MUSIC - A beautiful representation of human life.


TAGS: cannibal corpse butchered at birth death metal chris barnes
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Alec - March 7, 2009, 8:24 pm
i spotted a albino baby LOL


BALL? -


TAGS: covered in a certain butter
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:18 am
Scarily reminiscent of Jeremy Clarkson (except he'd say "supercar, supercar, supercar...")


WORLD'S LARGETS DOG - or, world's largest Korean buffet?


TAGS: sorry but koreans eat dogs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
hehehehe
Bartimaeus - October 16, 2009, 11:12 pm
lol Make that poster and submit it.
Alexis.Chu - October 16, 2009, 11:10 pm
Korean eat dogs Chinese eat cats French eat frogs and American eat shit And everybody eat stereotypes !
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICEMAN - October 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Dyslexia is a bithc.


EXCUSES -


TAGS: very tragic but very funny
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:06 pm
Yeah, it stopped breathing about an hour ago.
Sean - July 9, 2011, 12:01 pm
Uhm, are you sure it's not just sleeping?
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:57 pm
You've used that excuse too?
Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 7:24 pm
Talk about rubbing basalt into the wound.. 5 Googly eyes
coldinjected - July 8, 2011, 5:43 pm
I'm the pet rock's brother, do I get off work too? 5L


I LIKE BIG BUTTS - ok...I'm Lying! They really do fill out those jeans


TAGS: butt day
Rating: 3.68/5

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SODOMY TROLL - He's coming for you


TAGS: alien cat sodomy troll buttsecks luca
Rating: 2.86/5


OUTIES - Wtf?




THAT REEKS -


TAGS: crawled up your buttn died
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

deathgod753 - April 15, 2011, 1:12 pm
lol
CaptainBaked - April 14, 2011, 1:33 am
nice one steph... looks like great minds think alike :)
steph1 - April 13, 2011, 2:38 pm
like the idea - have a look at #186 over at "dig my dog"


GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense


TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!


Maturity -


TAGS: beavis and butthead mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am
And YOU SIR are full of shit!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
YOU WILL GIVE THE GREAT CORNHOLIO TP!
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am
5 Almighty Bungholes!


ZIDANE - Some choose to go out with dignity While others choose to be remembered




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm
AMSOME!


SURPRISE - Buttseks!!


TAGS: surpirse buttseks bears saints
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by skippy

amy - August 19, 2008, 4:30 pm
you comment made me lol! you should do a motifake with that datnigga i'd give it 5 stars!!!
datnigga - August 19, 2008, 4:09 pm
the saints... are coming!


LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: in honor of all of our troops gone but not forgotten
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:46 am
Except there's nothing altruistic about being a soldier. You're just a hired hit man for the state. Your job is just to kill the other country's soldiers. And if you die in the process, that doesn't mean you did it in some sort of heroic act.
Starmon - November 7, 2010, 11:51 pm
The Ultimate act of altruism! Thank you from the family that is your country.
Bill - October 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
5 Lions to you, go soldiers, marines, and airforce
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 11:57 pm
Amen - 5 lions for you.
RON - August 6, 2009, 12:46 pm
great find in pic...makes all vets wish thats the way we should go out...but alas, lucky if we get cassette of taps and 1 vet with flag to give away. But, should be like your poster! Great JoB!


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, damn you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? Damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks damn good for a centenarian.


PHILO BEDDOE - He Kicked Tank Murdock's Ass, I'm Pretty Sure He Can Kick Yours.




THE BOX MOVIE -


TAGS: red button money greed
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 1, 2013, 10:12 pm
you can only press it once. then you will receive your money and it will be sent to someone else
demon001 - November 1, 2013, 8:46 pm
Gimmee that damn button, I have a list... Boy, do I have a list!!
WellThatSucked - March 1, 2012, 2:33 pm
thank you
Sho - February 29, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nice thinking
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 5:54 pm
i'd destroy it
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:06 am
I wouldn't push it. But perhaps I would have the chance to kill the dick who asks me and get the money.
Derek - February 28, 2012, 11:41 pm
Ideally, pushing it kills you. Then you are buried with the money. Justice.
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 10:47 pm
Obviously i would press the button. not for the money but because what if i dont press the button and the person i would have killed presses it and i died instead? naw im joking its for the money
Sho - February 28, 2012, 9:58 pm
In the movie, the black box with the button has no cord, no mechanism, nothing. just the button
GaryO - February 28, 2012, 9:51 pm
Never saw the movie, but I think I’d just cut that little cord there…….
Greeny - February 28, 2012, 9:09 pm
It's a no-brainer; they're going to die anyway
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:40 pm

"the box"...good movie. the basis being this is a test for all mankind.
RonE - February 28, 2012, 6:09 pm
since I don't really give a flip about humans.. I'd push it and ask if I could have another to push, keep the money, and just keep bringing them.
Sho - February 28, 2012, 5:03 pm
Do it, and you will have someone's death on ur conscience.
mariand - February 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
if you don't do it, someone else will do it... and this thought can suppress conscience for some people, especialy at poors.
gas - February 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
not sure if greed.. or survival instinct xD. 5L


BUTTSECKS -


TAGS: buttsecks
Rating: 3.59/5

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leeebling - June 4, 2009, 11:19 am
Most delightful!
ddddddfffffffdfdff - June 4, 2009, 7:50 am
absolute classic
Wolfie - April 10, 2009, 7:53 am
Gaytest failed... crap
Claire - February 23, 2009, 5:32 pm
That is awesome.


FACEPLANT -




365 FOOLS -




LOGIC DUDE -


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!


REVERSE PLUMBERS CRACK - Still just as awkward to look at as Standard Plumbers Crack


TAGS: daisy dukes shorts cut offs denim butt crack legs
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:46 pm
Oh god... I would have totally been fooled if I'd only seen the bottom half of this pic. Why you showed it to us all at once instead of trolling us I have no idea.
hootizz - June 6, 2010, 8:31 pm
hahah...!! I know what ya mean.., it is pretty damn sick.., but it was SCREAMING out to be Motifaked...!!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 6:08 pm
Urgh... maybe a bit more


PHYDEAUX - Dreams of never letting anyone's people go, especially droids.


TAGS: phydeaux tribute droids pharoah
Rating: 4.1/5

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5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:19 pm
Honesty works for me. any suggestions? It will be hindsight, but if I ever do another tribute, I think it better be really good.
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 8:14 pm
Sorry Monkeylust, the caption needed work. 4L on this one.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 7:51 pm
Sadly, I havent seen Phy on here. hopefully he will find it when he returns. This was my first tribute ever made.


THE WAY OF THE NINJA -




ALLERGIES -


TAGS: carver allergy dog peanutbutter sadness
Rating: 4.91/5

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5150monkeylove - February 23, 2011, 9:35 pm
love the pic!


KIDS -




TROLL DOLLS - A fine image to accompany that weird patch of hair growing on your arm.




ALCOHOL - Drink until she's cute stop before the wedding


TAGS: butterface
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Zook

holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:38 am
And her personality looks great in that pink bikini
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hey, whatever happened to "a great personality"?
Ragnar - April 4, 2012, 5:58 pm
my low self esteem + those honkers = no alcohol needed
jorgejs76 - April 4, 2012, 4:38 pm
that is why the pillow was developed
mariand - April 4, 2012, 4:56 am
hahaha...this poster is excellent.


TRIBUTE BAND -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by caveman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
Fantastic!
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


CHEMISTRY 101 -




WRESTLING SKILL - A perfect execution of the Inside Stepover Butthole Move


TAGS: sport butt wtf
Rating: 3.14/5

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Reason - December 13, 2009, 12:47 pm
this move is currently taught to all M.A.L.T. members


UMMM - Need i even say how wrong this is and how much i want it




CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*


TAGS: dog efff that canada tribute
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

premiumgrade - January 14, 2014, 9:12 pm
Don't sweat it Bartimaeus. Cheese is cheese to the pup unless he's a contributor to Cheese Connoisseur magazine. 5Lions. Good work.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2011, 5:41 am
Dear God...How could I have made such a horrible mistake. I apologize for all the lives I've ruined and especially to you, good sir...though you didn't have one to begin with.
cheesewhiz - May 18, 2011, 11:52 am
Fail! Easy Cheese is NOT Cheese Whiz. Look at the actual can and the fact that it says "Easy Cheese". Like I said, FAIL!
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:16 am
zzzip hahahahhaha
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:47 pm
It's bacooooooon!
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:05 pm
zzzzzziiiiiiipppppp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 2:03 pm
It's not just you.....but it is you in the pic right?.......don't lie.
Bartimaeus - July 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sure thing, Moo+. I'm glad you like it. I mean, is it just me, or does it look like this guy is thinking EXACTLY what's on this poster?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2010, 1:42 pm
Well done Bart. Don't forget to post it to the forum. 5L


C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.


TAGS: sexy girls dressup legs comic butts tits
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:26 am
They're Neapolitan. What's your flavour: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla?


BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"


TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


BUTTSECKS - Against the law.


TAGS: buttsecks
Rating: 2.1/5

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Bob Chin - November 24, 2008, 12:03 pm
are those supposed to be condoms on the groud beneath the van? Dudes hung like a palimino.


RAINBOWS - Not all of them contain a Pot of Gold !!


TAGS: rainbow pot gold leotard retard fugly butterface fat
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by MustyK

EL D1RTIO - October 20, 2009, 6:34 am
Now I want to eat some fat skittles.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 3:03 am
How about a nice big pot of KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
BriaHere - June 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
This one, a pot of crazy.


FACEPLANT - Strikes Again!


TAGS: tribute
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

MO - February 16, 2010, 9:47 pm
HA! One of my favorite childhood memories was being in the back of my moms truck with a bunch of buddies on the way to soccer practice. Some dude was riding down the road going the opposite direction and I yelled out "hey! look out" Guy turned and...bam!
Bob D. Sailor - February 15, 2010, 5:54 pm
That's an epic photo bomber right there!! Can't get much better than that. 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - February 15, 2010, 10:30 am
Thanks Cubby, 5 missing teeth for you!


LIFE LESSON #47 - Never trust a fart.


TAGS: oops wet butt grab
Rating: 3.62/5

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MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: love hurts it will knock you on your butt
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by rerun

Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:48 am
you know what they say, the simpler it is, the better it is! Realized it too late.
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 12:22 am
Looks like she's ready to fist mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:47 pm
It burns when Rerun pee's ......6L


FRANKLY -


TAGS: baby rhett butler
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - March 19, 2011, 10:56 pm
Dirty Sanchez
Zreiser - March 17, 2011, 6:01 pm
I laughed harder at the fact that this actually made me laugh in the first place! Love it!


CHEATING WIVES - Because Rings Don't Plug Holes.


TAGS: but bodies and topsoil work nicely
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 6:10 pm
Same chick maybe Aggie?
Sean - February 19, 2010, 2:04 pm
Strictly from memory: "And just when I think that you will be mine, you ruin the moment by closing the blinds."
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:27 pm
Who needs shades when you have no neighbors? I guess anyone Sean is stalking ...
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

pull the freaking shades down pervo, there are kids in here....gotta go, my mom just came in
TheTrashHeap - February 18, 2010, 8:22 pm
Thanks all! Much appreciated. And Sean....Stop looking in my windows!
Airman - February 18, 2010, 4:38 pm
there's a 5.. excellent
GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 3:43 pm
5L, and thanks for reminding me to call the lady next door
Faceplant31 - February 18, 2010, 9:41 am
AMSOME! 5L TTH!
Sean - February 17, 2010, 11:54 pm
You just know that when Trash pops the question, he does do while presenting the little lady with a dildo, a butt plug and a ball gag ... all of which are in her favorite color and monogrammed. He's such a practical romantic. *swoons*
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 10:35 pm
total score Trash. 5 Cans for you!
CpnKangaroo - February 17, 2010, 10:10 pm
what if its the nuva ring? that'll just hide any evidense. 5 cheating whores
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 10:03 pm
Asofuckinlutely Rerun.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 10:02 pm

we know when you really mean what you really mean. I am pretty sure you understand what I just said.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thank YOU.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
And that's a great choice of picture for a great line... it couldn't be topped.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:50 pm
That's good and bad, TTH.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:48 pm
I know YOU meant no sarcasm. I always feel like anything genuine I type will seem sarcastic.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:42 pm

there was no sarcasm on my part. This is a work of art....I may however have to ban you ever inflated ego.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:34 pm
I know everything typed on a comment page reads as sarcastic. This is not. I am honored Rerun and Ron. Truly honored.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:29 pm

back from the casino days?
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:28 pm
I think I know her.
rerun - February 17, 2010, 9:27 pm

TTH, I say this at great risk....this is the 1st poster I am saving in the "my favorites" tab.
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 9:06 pm
That has got to be the greatest compliment I could ever have hoped for! Thankyou MrRonsart. Thankyou so much!
ronsart - February 17, 2010, 9:00 pm
5L...BEST OF THE WEEK!
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:30 pm
How very Slavic.
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:18 pm
A ring of kubasa could plug a couple holes...
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:16 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
rerun - February 17, 2010, 8:15 pm

There is a lot of wisdom in this poster
spacedog - February 17, 2010, 8:08 pm
Excellent TTH, 5Ls.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 8:04 pm
No, they don't.


SATISFACTION - Batman always leaves his sexual partners limp and satisfied!


TAGS: batman buttsecks bestiality
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - August 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I can't get no...satisfaction...


HEY.., J-LO......, WAIT UP.. - Can I please have your Autograph..??


TAGS: jlo bubble butt tush lopez
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by hootizz

Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:01 pm
Photoshop...Please, tell me that's photoshoppped...
rnbw00 - September 29, 2011, 3:38 pm
Are you sure that's not a Kardashian?


GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.


CAREER -


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Perfect.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


A WET FART -


TAGS: never kiss butt cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:43 am
GOLD..!! PURE PURE GOLD..!! I am still wetting myself over this one.., just brilliant...
5150monkeylove - September 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
5 wet wipes!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:19 am

omg...omg...omg...omg...omg... ahahahahhahahhahahahah.... gasp....ahahahahahaha..EPIC!!


GLOWING REAR END -




17:59 - OFFICIAL GUINNESS TIME -




AH BEAUTIFUL SUMMER - A time to let your belly button say 'Hello'




BUTTERED TOAST - Your doing it...Right?


TAGS: buttertoast
Rating: 1.92/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:04 pm
You're


WEDGIES -


TAGS: wedgies pain in the volleyball butt
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

rnbw00 - July 12, 2011, 3:25 pm
A pain for her, but a delight for us.


CIVILIAN ADVISER -


TAGS: phydeaux tribute stormtroopers ewoks pussies
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by spacedog

curzondax12 - November 6, 2010, 4:17 am
not the biggest star wars fan but love this
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:56 am
THis is still a personal favorite... a work of greatness!
Spades - July 9, 2010, 9:46 am
hahahaha! still laughing! 5L
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:33 pm
5 imperial credits.
spacedog - July 8, 2010, 10:31 pm
Thanks Aggy.
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:08 pm
Caption for this picture has been perfected.


LEGEND -


TAGS: rip elizabeth tayor tribute cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Dill - April 6, 2011, 5:56 am
beautiful words for a beautiful Lady
WTFguy - March 23, 2011, 6:57 pm
may Elizabeth have a good aND HAPPY eternity in heaven...... thank you cubby for those kindly words....


PRODUCEMAN117 - Oh..How The MIGHTY Have Fallen! Welcome to the Daddy Club


TAGS: tribute to fatherhood
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 9:02 pm
Um... he's a dad. Probably with the chick from the third panel.
Nadeor - June 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
Interesting...Expand on the transition from the 3rd to 4th panel please
Woodywood03a - February 23, 2010, 9:24 am
very funny!!!
Produceman117 - February 22, 2010, 4:18 pm
Hilarious, man! 5Ls and thank you.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:48 pm
I almost 1L them on impulse.
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:46 pm
It's a first for me to Canada! It kinda hurt actually.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:08 pm
I think this is the first anime poster i have given a 5L to
zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
nicely done.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:47 pm
I just take your word for it Bart. Congrats Pro!
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 5:43 pm
Brilliant! DBZ references abound! I still say Vegeta and Bulma were an odd pairing, though. Then again...Yamcha was a bitch...5/5
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:37 pm
LMFAO!!! Cubby... FTW!


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz butter cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.




MY COMMENT TO YOUR LAST COMMENT -


TAGS: comments from timmies or buttheads
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

WTFO - November 22, 2009, 9:58 pm
Nice, Ron. You have a gift for capturing the Motifake experience.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:43 pm
amsome 5l


MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!


TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
HEY!! WHERE THE H3LL DID YOU GUYS FIND A PICTURE OF ME???????
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.


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